"Voted Best Apple Pie by Blind Taste Test - Wins with 100% Success Rate"
"Its Tacos that you can make into nachos. Mini Tacos. What else can be said?"
"Looks like a lot of ingredients, but this recipe is simple and delicious. Restaurant quality at a fraction of the cost, and best yet - gluten free!"
*Serves Warm Salad Dressing to Skeptical Friends*
"Holy *(^&%$#@#$, what is this again?"